farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

(via marystewart)

literalnobody:

literalnobody:

“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week

Looking at the notes I guess y'all are poor too huh

(via lacey-j-w)