If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
(via marystewart)
If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
(via marystewart)
“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week
Looking at the notes I guess y'all are poor too huh
(via lacey-j-w)